Speaking of lol... what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. How do a blonde's brain cells die? A blonde's brain cells die ALONE. I wanted to buy a grandfather clock, but I couldn't afford it, so I bought a stepfather clock instead. Every hour it strikes the nearest kid.
You know... A zero wearing a belt. like, in half. never mind. I'm glad you like the stepfather clock one; But I can't take credit for it. My dad came up with it. Maybe you've heard of him; he's a stand up comedian, and he's been on Jeopardy. I think I spelled that wrong.